Jesus Christ walked on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Jesus Christ walked on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
We pee our name in the snow, Chuck Norris pee's his name in cement.
At bedtime the boogie man has to check his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, only problem is Chuck Norris has never cried
When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody!
these are too funnnny lol:)) even tho now i just see chuck norris on late nite infomercials sometimes lolQuote:
Originally Posted by CATLICKER
ui hate hcuick norris i hope he dies all thsoe jokes are so dumb