blonde jokes

[superally88]

any blonde jokes post here

[sneakyplayer]

guess nobody has any blonde jokes lol u were supposed to put one

[rrickir]

i reserve the right not to incriminate myslef. HEHE

[bredsox2009]

So this blonde chicks bars burning down and she sitting there on the phone dialing 911 so after they put the fire out and all that the firefighter asks the blonde. Hey we know you were in your bar when it caught on fire so why your neighbor call and not you and she said well i was look at the phone for 20 min officer i couldnt find no 11 on it.

[SHAYBAY69]

lmfao i like that ....good 1 lets hear some more.

[pikeboy412]

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

[pikeboy412]

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

[pikeboy412]

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

[pikeboy412]

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

[pikeboy412]

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.