You might be a poker degenerate if.....

You might be a poker degenerate if you play poker before you eat breakfast.

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Originally Posted by WILD

You might be a poker degenerate if you play poker before you eat breakfast.

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Poker is breakfast silly! Oh and coffee too.

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Originally Posted by crypiter

....if you use a bedpan instead of going to the bathroom itself for fear you might miss AA while your gone.

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u can carry laptop to the restroom with u, if really important tourneyy:) GL

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Originally Posted by sickread23

tats a bit extreme......but i have utilized the good old pee bottle in the past.

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rofl

if you carry your laptop to the bathroom so you won't miss aces while you take a pee.

Ai like to play pokerownd is my life winer

if you dream you are online and are playing that has happened to me in the past

If you bring your laptop into the kitchen with you because you have to cook dinner to feed yourself, but you are in mid stage of a tournament and don't want to miss that premium hand. So you play poker while you are stir-frying chicken and chopping veggies.

when you put on Nickelodean on the Big Screen so the kids will leave me alone ;)

you know you are for sure when you have done all of the above.