Why You want me to be your poker mentor

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Originally Posted by bmeelneg

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OMG this is awful

she is right though. I couldn't afford the amount of plastic surgery needed to make her remotely attractive enough...

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Originally Posted by chefdd

For 2500 points you get all my online tells, a list of the top 10 online tells. And how to play your opponets better. I can put tape over the screen where my whole cards show and not even need to see my cards to play.

To make plays like this on the reg, to be able to read opponets
PairinAces Posts SB 75.00
Twenty2z Posts BB 150.00
AAwwad Folds
twinkies777 Folds
SendCookiesPO Raised to 600.00
MissSunshine21 Folds
chefdd Calls 600.00
PairinAces Folds
Twenty2z Folds
FLOP QT8 2 clubs
SendCookiesPO Bets 712.00
chefdd Raised to 1550.00
SendCookiesPO Folds
chefdd Shows 7d,7h
chefdd Won 2849.00 from Pot 1
chefdd Won 838.00 from Pot 2

If you want to own on the regular pm me

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normally I respond with something silly but I am at a loss for words.........................

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Originally Posted by charlymorton

she is right though. I couldn't afford the amount of plastic surgery needed to make her remotely attractive enough...

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You should be lucky if she made a pass at you lol.

So in other words you play cards w/o looking at your cards? I have heard of doing that in live tourneys a few times, but online... lol

...aND no chip dumping right?

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Originally Posted by Prawney

Who cares about poker. You should charge 2500 to teach people how to get 8's, 9's and dimes on their ringer.

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well.. it helps to have good looks.. but if u can talk ya.. it dont matter what u look like...

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Originally Posted by dimebags7

So in other words you play cards w/o looking at your cards? I have heard of doing that in live tourneys a few times, but online... lol

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To get better alot of pro, put a piece of tape over there whole cards.. it makes u play the opponets cards rather than ur own.. its a good practice actually.

I'm not interested but I just gotta say, nice play with sevens bro.

so your going to teach how to throw good money after bad? LOL good luck