Share your stories of getting wasted, playing poker, and not remembering how you did, and then logging into your poker client and were surprised you either won or lost a lot.

I just want to read your stories. I don't have one of my own. I only played poker while high on weed, and was always confused on why my stack size was the way it was, but it didn't affect my decisions much. I actually did well the few games I played, but they were micros, so... boring, lol.