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My favorite one was when a guy called an all in preflop with 32 and then said he thought the other player was bluffing! I also used to play with a maniac who played just about any two cards and if he sucked out (like calling my all in holding ak vs 7-2 off) he'd say "I knew you had nothing".
"i knew you had AA"
And, then, of course, after they double up by putting their whole stack at risk with a gut shot on the river... "Who's got the bigger stack - that shows who's the better player"
I love being told that I sucked out when I flop the nuts in PLO twice . Too funny.
Also the phrase heehaww is one used quite often as well
I love when someone raises 3x BB and after the hand they say "How can you call a 3bet with that"
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
oh wait... thats me.
I didnt want to be pushed around by his aces, Thats what I was told :0, Guy made a straight flush, I now play all suited connectors
What a major donkler man, I cant even believe people like that....but more money for me.
Or when they totally donk you out on a hand then immediately click on the thumbs-up smiley for themselves like their the best poker pro or something.