Okay, I'm sure something like this has been done before, but for each of these you've done before, give yourself a count. Comment how many you have done.

Count away:
Stayed up all night just to play poker
Skipped a meal because of the poker game you're in
Held having to go to the bathroom for more than a half an hour to avoid sitting out
Brought your laptop into the bathroom with you to avoid missing a hand
Cancelled plans with someone to finish a poker game instead
Broke a computer after a bad beat
Played more tables than you can handle
Played more tables than your computer can handle
Reached a limit for how many tables you can have open
Had 3 or more different poker site softwares open at once
Paid for a HUD
Paid for a SharkScope subscription
Looked yourself up on a poker ranking site 3+ times in the same day
Run a proxy to play poker on a network that blocks it
Win money/tickets in a 2-a-day or similar promo that rewards playing everyday
Talk about poker on a first date
Play poker while your bf/gf or husband/wife is around
Dream about poker
Cry over a poker result
Had a break up revolving around poker habits
Lost money you couldn't afford to lose in a poker game
Played more than a million poker hands in a single year