The Money Thread

Since my job, or at least the one I play on Television, is wrting and my passion outside of work is poker and this being a virtual poker community of all types who seem obsessed by the precious poker points I would....

join the fray in my own little way 5 poker points at a time. Thus in my infinte wisdom I have decided to....

To create the money thread as a way to fund my Poker Owned Experience instead of doing a bunch of mindless surveys that lower one IQ by at least 45 points or signing up for a bunch of Disney DVDs that I don't want.

So as a solution I have come up with the money thread that pay me a hefty FIVE poker points which aint a bad wage for a hack writer such as myself who just might be an even worse poker player. This thread my friends will be the picture window into a head crammed with thoughts that are all over the place like the play at your typical Carbon Poker Freeroll. And I whoever wants to read it that is why it is there. If you don't like it, don't read it.

With that said I will do my best not to be offensive and will try to keep things in good taste. But remember this is a forum full of poker people not Ophra fans

So stay tuned for a flurrey of crap running the gamut from serious to stupid to funny and hopefully not boring. And shit look at this. I think my money thread has already made me 20 poker points or so. CHA CING... Its paying off already. What a country.

good luck and Go White Sox!! Da Bears!! ;)

And as they say so often there is always a (wise)ass in everyroom or it would smell like shit. Actually the they is really, I just made that up, but mr. Drywallman3 I thank you for the post with you being the very first reply ever in the grand history of the money thread so here is what I was thinking. How would you feel about coming down to Indiana so I can tape you to the wall of my study, I would put you in a frame of course, sort of like they do at restraunts when they tape money to the wall commemerating the first sale.

And I really am kinda low on money right now so you would have to pay your own way but my study is really nice and I promise not to blow my bong hits in your face. Great idea right Drywallman? I promise I will spare no expense with the frame.

lol gl and remeber u only get credit for 5 post s a day that,, thats 25 points a d ay:):) do i get a frame too??LOL

wait so if i am getting this straight, your writing you scripts on po?

and your doing this so that every day you will get 25 points?

Dude, don't spam the forum...

I hardly do surveys but when I do, do them I just ask Zab for a refund... gefishy has reimbursed me a couple of times...

Leave the forum for people who post advice and help the PO members win some tourneys...

Yup. Its all about the points at poker owned. No I am doing it because this the world wide web and one can do anything they want on the internet. And I wanted to create the money thread and I did. Only time will tell what the devious diabolical reasons are. Until next time. Adios.

Oh and by the way. If you don't like it do not read it. Last time I checked this forum is located in place where space unlimited, not Rome. OK. Thank You.

Good luck with your writing and on the poker tables!

Neil what do you write. Books or poetry.

Without going into specifics because my employer might not understand the whole poker thing I write training manuals for aspiring botanist and other horticultural endevours... It is a nice gig that allows me to hang at home and work and be a dad to my 10 yr old and most of all, spend my freetime trying for that one big poker score. But somehow I got derailed and found this place. And to be quite honest I am glad I did but it sure ain't gonna land me that five figure payday I am more than due for.

But that writing has me wrapped with chains of protocol and rules and guidelines and the idiot factor (A general guideline for writing instructional materials of any nature--PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY IDIOTS SO WHEN WRITING FOR THEM KEEP IT AT THE 5th GRADE LEVEL).

This thread is mine and I can right anything I want really. And for any writer that is like having the keys to the fastest sports car in the world. Hopefully, the stuff I come up with here will be cool and I don't crash and burn. But I am pretty confident it will be different than your standard Poker Tourney thread discussing the merits of four-betting Chinese people on Tuesdays at Commerce vs. the Vietnamese at Horseshoe.

Man nothing like running through a whole tournament feeling like you were walking on ice with slippers on. And then when after patiently sitting there for hand after hand, folding, laying my hand down when it was prudent. And then finally when it was down to six sitting on the button i had KQ everyone folded to me i pushed my last place stack and wouldn't ya know it? The poker gods shit on me again as a guy named fly insta-called me (UH OH) and showed the most feared hand in poker, unless I am holding it, AA.

SHIT........SHIT>>SHIT<<

OK ALL BETTER NOW.

But on a brighter note it was my 3rd cash in a row and i bubbled a fourth for a ton of cash i think like 3 bucks. Plus I got the bounty and won my head to head. Well gonna go lose my winnings on Carbon. Until Next time..

I was just wondering... If you were flat broke in 2004 or 2005 lets say. And today in 2011 you are still flat broke but have accrued no new debt. Does that mean you have gotten wealthier because everyone else has gotten poorer?

Another day. Another tourney. Another cash. Starting to string em' together.

Here it is on beautiful Sunday afternoon in Chicago, and I mean freakin beautiful (78 degrees and not a cloud in the sky), and I have no Bears football to quench my thirst for a full fall day. But I can handle it. Because part of the wait is the added coooking time for a dish called humble pie that my beloved Bears are going to serve to the Lions whether they are hungry or not. SO be ready Detroit. Lions and Tigers are going on the endangered species list. BOOM!!!!!

So how exactly are the Bears going to defeat the "Vaunted" Lions? Quite simple. His name is Matt Forte. Dunno if ya heard about him, he of the 205 yard rushing performance last week? Yeah...That guy. He is going to control the game and force Matthew Stafford to pass and be at the mercy of Julius Peppers, Brian Urlacher and Lance Briggs. BOOM!!!!

neil , you confuse me so much. what is this thread even for!?

its for him to spam his way into getting 25 points a day... LAZY and UNORIGINAl. just nut up and do a cpl surveys like everybody else. nobody wants to read ur boring spam diary. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


**MODS, plz lock this thread

yeah written 5post and have 25pts ;)

well 25 pts a day is better than 0 pts a day

Yeah every day have a 25 pts