If you ITM% is not 20%

It is early in the morning. All is quiet in the Sub-Zero refridge box that I am currently calling home. I used to live in a condo until my PO points addiction cost me everything. I started going to client once a week and lose 100 or 200 points. Then, before I even knew it, I was spending 20-22 hours a day there regularly blowing 15k to 20k points a session. I missed work. I missed meals. I missed the toilet. The only thing I did was make the sharks here rich. And now!!!! I am sleeping in a box, wearing plastic bags for shoes and a pair of soiled underwear that can be worn front or back because there is a hole on both sides.

So life, for me, is not good. I am depressed. I mean, I was depressed. Then I sat down 25 minutes ago and started reading this thread.

Pokey---You are priceless. You cannot buy entertainment better than watching the PO community take its shots at POKE and the barbs just bounce off him like he is.....a freaking Superhero.. And after a little research my sources have discovered that POKE is, in fact, a superhero. Little known outside of his native Poland POKE is actually DOUCHEMAN a crap spewing hero entrusted with saving the Polish population from themselves.

Just a little nugget of info for the people of Poker Owned.

Pokeyourface.....As douchey as you sound, you have inspired me sir. From now on, I will not play a PO tournament unless I am fully focused and I will make it my mission to get above 20%. Hats off to you.

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Originally Posted by pokeyourface

lol. i do play higher stakes than FR fckn noob. stfu, i play PO for points and LLBs. make a decent amount also. and fuck it!!! when it comes to poker I AM AN ASSHAT DOUCHBAG, whatever u wanna call it.

and only donks win b2b. look at the list its proven

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I don't. But I cash out couple hundred here and there. That make me a bad person?

-Laser
(ITM 31%)

ITM% isnt as important as how deep you get when you are ITM. I would rather have ITM% of 10% but win half of those ITMs

I am officially committed to becoming a player worthy of DOUCHEBAG'S respect to validate my existence on the virtual felt. I smoked some really good weed, kicked up some Wide Spread Panic and proceeded to play perfect poker, NOT ONE MISTAKE, until my set of three's got cracked by John Brazon's flush draw on the river and I hit the road with a 5th place finish and a few dollars to buy another cardboard box and add a little space to my already plush digs I mentioned earlier.

Pokey----Please kill JohnBrazon for me. His spade on the river is the only thing standing between me and becoming one step closer to a PO player worthy of your respect.

JohnBrazon---Congrats on taking another tourney away from me. No big deal. Except for the fact that I live in a fucking Box.

My itm is above 30 % is that good

is there someplace you casn find your ITM % or do you keep tract of it yourself?

Can u guys tell me what does ITM stands for?

I've found that people who put other people down in this manner have low self-worth and do so to help them feel good about themselves.

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Originally Posted by steveo2003

is there someplace you casn find your ITM % or do you keep tract of it yourself?

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For our games, once you have registered for one it will show up in Fantansy Poker or Donkey Bets

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Originally Posted by vivekkumar

Can u guys tell me what does ITM stands for?

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In The Money