haha, great guidelines, thank you for helping us to see where we stand.Quote:
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haha, great guidelines, thank you for helping us to see where we stand.Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
Shut up you've been here since 2011 you're ITM should be close to 90%, if not you suck quit making retarded post like this just to get post numbers.Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
... lol, should be 90%. u clearly know no poker. another noob donk here
and PS. numbers dont lie!
I play MTT on Bovada as my main site. That's assuming that every player your flaming is really active.Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
Shut up little boy no one cares on how good nor poor someone is when it comes to poker skills. If you're so great show us a AMAZING win, that won you $100's or some spectacular Bank roll skills or a bluff that made you $$$ quit wasting your time on freerolls little boy if not be silent and quit using the word "donk" to express what little dominance you have over someone because clearly it does not work,
ur comment of 90% was just stupid. you obviously dont know poker standards
are you that fucking moronic and insecure about yourself you even had to post this thread? Dude you really are pathetic. Go away
its funny, im talking poker, and u start the name calling?
that means.... I WIN!!!!
stick with poker talk to even have a chance.
name calling means u lose
You should learn to be more humbled though man.
and donks should learn to not be donkeys
Excuses, Excuses...Why play for points on PO and not use them to make money on Carbon????or Juicy???? why build up a lot?people get into poker to see if they can profit from their skills and evolve, you've just been doing the same thing for 3 years?? man evolveQuote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
i dont need poker, to make money. im able to stay at home in the first place becuz i own two businesses. thx!
as a HOBBY tho, I BOSS PO!!!
again you emphasis your "glory' in real life and on PO, but i believe that you owning 2 businesses is a false exaggeration. Good Luck!Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
no need to glorify the truth, just stating why i dont try to be a poker pro
Not hard to work from home in these days, I do too.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCian
close does not matter, either you did back to back or you did not. I seen you play and you are a bonafide dunkQuote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
lol, good 1, yea ima donk. lol
I have a saying, "If you have to tell people who you are, then you ain't nobody" ! Take care
Wait, good players should be 20% but yet you're only 21%. Thought it would be over 30%....
DonkAtronic/DonkAtronic 16% :( guess i suck lol
i play all my money. :)
lol such an arrogant post kinda funny thought
Well that is what sharkscope says, I am not making it up...look hereQuote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
My ITM is 21% right now, but on a low stakes. Thats good??
Yeah, really wasting time filling surveys to make a few bucks 20% of time...he could make more than that per hour in micro cash games if he or she was any good...oh wait...I checked sharkscope...and lo and behold the OP does not make any money and loses money...that figures a donk calling others donks...oh well...my advice, don't quit your day job and stop putting people down donk.Quote:
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Originally Posted by wwwin
Post of the week right there. *clap* *clap* *clap*
if you read the whole thread, you would see i dont do surveys, all i do is win LLBs, donk bets, and PINDONKEY, look at the history, i can make up to 40-50 a gmae on points alone. just be quiet. you know not what ur talking about.
just came in 5th place, another FT!!! AND my ITM% went up to 22%.
im sure im one of the very few whose ITM% is actually going up as the site grows.
and looks like my ROI is positive on sharkscope, and that is more that can be said for many.
im done with this thread now, bunch o misinformed noobs.
I STILL BOSS PO, the site that YOU COME ON TO PLAY POKER, yea I BOSS THAT!!
LOL, sharkscope graph looks like a helicopter without a tail crashing....down down..ok bye, keep thinking you are good b/c you place in an 80 people fr...even if you get to play without filling surveys, you still have to spend 2 hours in a tourny to make a couple of bucks 22% of the time...if you were any good, much better per hour EV by just playing the smallest micros...OK sorry to burst your bubble...but still here for over a year and can't move up stakes. You know Carbon gives you free training at dragthebar, you should view some videos....hope to see you at the cash tables soon champ.Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
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careful they hand out 24 hour bans for theseQuote:
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It is early in the morning. All is quiet in the Sub-Zero refridge box that I am currently calling home. I used to live in a condo until my PO points addiction cost me everything. I started going to client once a week and lose 100 or 200 points. Then, before I even knew it, I was spending 20-22 hours a day there regularly blowing 15k to 20k points a session. I missed work. I missed meals. I missed the toilet. The only thing I did was make the sharks here rich. And now!!!! I am sleeping in a box, wearing plastic bags for shoes and a pair of soiled underwear that can be worn front or back because there is a hole on both sides.
So life, for me, is not good. I am depressed. I mean, I was depressed. Then I sat down 25 minutes ago and started reading this thread.
Pokey---You are priceless. You cannot buy entertainment better than watching the PO community take its shots at POKE and the barbs just bounce off him like he is.....a freaking Superhero.. And after a little research my sources have discovered that POKE is, in fact, a superhero. Little known outside of his native Poland POKE is actually DOUCHEMAN a crap spewing hero entrusted with saving the Polish population from themselves.
Just a little nugget of info for the people of Poker Owned.
Pokeyourface.....As douchey as you sound, you have inspired me sir. From now on, I will not play a PO tournament unless I am fully focused and I will make it my mission to get above 20%. Hats off to you.
I don't. But I cash out couple hundred here and there. That make me a bad person?Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
-Laser
(ITM 31%)
ITM% isnt as important as how deep you get when you are ITM. I would rather have ITM% of 10% but win half of those ITMs
I am officially committed to becoming a player worthy of DOUCHEBAG'S respect to validate my existence on the virtual felt. I smoked some really good weed, kicked up some Wide Spread Panic and proceeded to play perfect poker, NOT ONE MISTAKE, until my set of three's got cracked by John Brazon's flush draw on the river and I hit the road with a 5th place finish and a few dollars to buy another cardboard box and add a little space to my already plush digs I mentioned earlier.
Pokey----Please kill JohnBrazon for me. His spade on the river is the only thing standing between me and becoming one step closer to a PO player worthy of your respect.
JohnBrazon---Congrats on taking another tourney away from me. No big deal. Except for the fact that I live in a fucking Box.
My itm is above 30 % is that good
is there someplace you casn find your ITM % or do you keep tract of it yourself?
Can u guys tell me what does ITM stands for?
I've found that people who put other people down in this manner have low self-worth and do so to help them feel good about themselves.
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