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    Exclamation Donks drive me CRAZYYY!!!!

    World can be cruel.
    -Donks don't even seem to notice it!
    -Donks are worried about "what pic should i use on the tables?"
    ........grrrrrrr
    -Donks are always doing clever questions like "can your set of 3 beat my pair of Aces??".......
    -Donks go All-in cause "oops, i think i just hit the wrong button"...........-.-
    Life on tables could be better if donks knew that there are higher hands than pairs.......
    =PPPPP
    I love donks....they always beat my Four of a Kind with a beatiful Royal Flush and ask:
    "-What hand was that that i had....?".....

    -.-

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    Elite PokerOwned Member vali1212's Avatar
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    you really put to much passion on this.real life is full of donks too.

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    I also love the "who cares its only a small buyin or freeroll"
    Failing to Prepare is Preparing to fail : John Wooden

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    Don't worry over the times a donk has beaten you. Rejoice in the number of times one has given you his chips.

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    i agree i love when i get a donks chips and it is usally a big stack too

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    donks make the game, if there were no donks in the game the games would never end , their needed

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    PokerOwned Demi-God ssuglia's Avatar
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    I love donks. Without them I'd be one broke bastard.

    20:52 <onehotdame> sug ...your the most helpful of Mods
    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssuglia View Post
    I love donks. Without them I'd be one broke bastard.
    We all love them. We all need them. We all use them to get higher and of course without them the poker tables would probably be to boring.
    Carpe diem!

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    I actually admire the way some donks play. I'm usually pretty good at staying away from them though because I don't donk lol. I think I need donk lessons but I want someone talented. Who's the one true donk on this site? lol

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    I don't mind donks it is the complete idiots that call just to be a dik. Then when they do river a 2 outer they have the nerve to laugh or be some kind of jerk. Thats why I prefer Live games, these littles chitheads don't even show up to Live Games and the ones that do, usually know better than to try chit like that for the fear of having there f'in arms and legs broken.

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