Successful day yesterday, except for the Marlins (MARLINS?!?!?!?) winning by 2 runs. Assholes.

Here's what's good today, make your picks accordingly:

Toronto at Tampa (EVEN)
Roll with TB for the sweep - Toronto is gonna regress, and Dickey has been slaughtered by the AL all year

Pit at Seattle (-160)
King Felix. Pitt has been sneaky good all year, but King Felix.

St. Louis (-180) at Houston
If you follow this column, you know how I feel about the Astros

Chicago/Milwaukee o8 (+105?)
This line is very puzzling...both teams have a little pop, 8 is low. These aren't aces on the hill.

Colorado at Boston (-180)
Its more a bet against Roy Oswalt, who is still WAY rusty and going against the best offense in baseball

This parlay pays 14.4 : 1. Good luck if you take it.