What tilts/bugs you most when playing live

What gets on your nerves or bothers you when playing live?

Mine:

-People spreading their uber poker wisdom and beats/brags to the guy next to them/across from them at the table (start a fucking blog)

-Internet tools preaching about EV, hand ranges, and equity between hands. (STFU)

-The cluessless who showdown their hand like they have nothing or are clueless and have the nuts since the flop

what bothers me most is the fact that i dont get AA every fucking hand. i mean come the fuck on lol

When the floor delays the game or the dealer just plain sucks. I once missed a full 5 minutes of cards after break and the other tables were playing.

Old people and fat people (especially when in between two old fat people)

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Originally Posted by rs3rooster

When the floor delays the game or the dealer just plain sucks. I once missed a full 5 minutes of cards after break and the other tables were playing.

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did you ever play live when you had to pay time? every half hour or so it was 7$ per player to play. when you get the floor in a hand during those days it really would piss a guy off

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Originally Posted by rivdee

Old people and fat people (especially when in between two old fat people)

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I love you

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Originally Posted by tommy62278

did you ever play live when you had to pay time? every half hour or so it was 7$ per player to play. when you get the floor in a hand during those days it really would piss a guy off

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See I hate that policy - especially if you play like a nit like me.

The damn donks that think there so good, but don't realize how horrable there playing. Of course every time i go to showdown with that person I somehow end up loosing every time.Ok, not every time just the last few times I have played live

sorry this is going to be a TL/DR but the most annoying shit i've ever had happen.

Was playing at the local casino, some wasted, i mean wasted middle eastern guy in his late 40s/50's was to my right (it was 1:30pm on a weekday so i appreciated his style) My gf tagged along and was either sitting rail in the poker room or at slots. We'd go outside the poker room and have a cigarette the drunk idiot to my right came out a few times. I inhale my cigarette n go back in to not miss in on this juicy action of retirees blowing ssi checks and broke degens blowing their unemployment. I was nice and buzzed and some 40 something asian lady comes in yelling, bee lines it to my table saying her husband (the drunk ass indian) just propositioned my GF for sexual relations. I looked at her and laughed my ass off because it was so outrageous and really i wasnt too worried if he did. Shes screaming at me and berating me while im playing until the poker room manager comes over and kindly escorts her out. My gf then came in a bit traumatized but we got a laugh out of it.

cliffs:I get an earful for her scumbag drunk husband trying to offer money to my GF for god knows what, i didnt understand the 100mph cantonese spewing out of her mouth

It bugs me live when I can't tell who the mods are because they're not wearing all green and no green words come out when they talk..So difficult. But seriously, someone that isn't polite enough to atleast have taken a shower or added some cologne, perfume, or got damn, even some febreze to their clothes..

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Originally Posted by newdaddyhere

The damn donks that think there so good, but don't realize how horrable there playing. Of course every time i go to showdown with that person I somehow end up loosing every time.Ok, not every time just the last few times I have played live

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I know what you mean. when bb flats a pre flop raise and luck boxes something. he's suddenly phil ivey.

lol @ dont get As every hand haha:rolleyes:

woman that have there breast hanging out tilt me everytime.

I really hate when somebody is gonna count and lay down chips before i did a thing. and i really hate when somebody is thinking 3 hours for a decision you can make in a second.

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Originally Posted by DocHo11idaze

sorry this is going to be a TL/DR but the most annoying shit i've ever had happen.

Was playing at the local casino, some wasted, i mean wasted middle eastern guy in his late 40s/50's was to my right (it was 1:30pm on a weekday so i appreciated his style) My gf tagged along and was either sitting rail in the poker room or at slots. We'd go outside the poker room and have a cigarette the drunk idiot to my right came out a few times. I inhale my cigarette n go back in to not miss in on this juicy action of retirees blowing ssi checks and broke degens blowing their unemployment. I was nice and buzzed and some 40 something asian lady comes in yelling, bee lines it to my table saying her husband (the drunk ass indian) just propositioned my GF for sexual relations. I looked at her and laughed my ass off because it was so outrageous and really i wasnt too worried if he did. Shes screaming at me and berating me while im playing until the poker room manager comes over and kindly escorts her out. My gf then came in a bit traumatized but we got a laugh out of it.

cliffs:I get an earful for her scumbag drunk husband trying to offer money to my GF for god knows what, i didnt understand the 100mph cantonese spewing out of her mouth

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Holy jeez!

Never really had nething to complain 'bout at a live tourney except at this one home game the guy next to me stunk pretty bad so I left.

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Originally Posted by CKC1UNV

It bugs me live when I can't tell who the mods are because they're not wearing all green and no green words come out when they talk..So difficult. But seriously, someone that isn't polite enough to atleast have taken a shower or added some cologne, perfume, or got damn, even some febreze to their clothes..

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+1

you know what really is troubling when playing live? players who like to give off false tells and do hollywood acting!

nice thread!

When people are playing every hand, calling your raises and hitting two pair with hands like Q7o.

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Originally Posted by CKC1UNV

It bugs me live when I can't tell who the mods are because they're not wearing all green and no green words come out when they talk..So difficult. But seriously, someone that isn't polite enough to atleast have taken a shower or added some cologne, perfume, or got damn, even some febreze to their clothes..

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I sat next to one of these at a casino in Cinci one time - due to a professional hazard, my sense of smell is diminished, so it didn't really bother me that much, but I was aware of it. Two different people sat down next to him, played a few hands, then asked to be moved. He asked me if he offended me - I said it didn't bother me. He claimed he did it on purpose because it threw people off their game, and the casino didn't have rules about odor, just about proper attire.

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Originally Posted by HopsnBarley28

I sat next to one of these at a casino in Cinci one time - due to a professional hazard, my sense of smell is diminished, so it didn't really bother me that much, but I was aware of it. Two different people sat down next to him, played a few hands, then asked to be moved. He asked me if he offended me - I said it didn't bother me. He claimed he did it on purpose because it threw people off their game, and the casino didn't have rules about odor, just about proper attire.

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That's nasty. I got kicked out of the only computer room other than the gov. library coz I was looking at 'sexy bitch ass' images yet they couldn't kick out some homeless guy who smelt like crap/feces/shit/poo.

A drunk guy messing up the game. It can be fun to watch but definitely annoying.