are u fucking kidding me

[lilg97]

no way dude could make a dumb ass call unless he seen my cards no way he read liek that
Game started at: 2013/10/17 23:42:53
Game ID: 210078099 100/200 $2 Holdem KO, Table 5 (Hold'em)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: Cynglish2.0 (1500).
Seat 2: poppinsmoke (3524).
Seat 3: yme511 (10294).
Seat 4: tieroph (5336).
Seat 5: tommylee2866 (7000).
Seat 6: Molano (3739).
Seat 7: chris440 (2549).
Seat 8: Slapitdown (2744).
Seat 9: VForVendetta42 (3217).
Player yme511 ante (20)
Player tieroph ante (20)
Player tommylee2866 ante (20)
Player Molano ante (20)
Player chris440 ante (20)
Player Slapitdown ante (20)
Player VForVendetta42 ante (20)
Player Cynglish2.0 ante (20)
Player poppinsmoke ante (20)
Player yme511 has small blind (100)
Player tieroph has big blind (200)
Player yme511 received a card.
Player yme511 received a card.
Player tieroph received a card.
Player tieroph received a card.
Player tommylee2866 received card: [Jh]
Player tommylee2866 received card: [Kh]
Player Molano received a card.
Player Molano received a card.
Player chris440 received a card.
Player chris440 received a card.
Player Slapitdown received a card.
Player Slapitdown received a card.
Player VForVendetta42 received a card.
Player VForVendetta42 received a card.
Player Cynglish2.0 received a card.
Player Cynglish2.0 received a card.
Player poppinsmoke received a card.
Player poppinsmoke received a card.
Player tommylee2866 raises (600)
Player Molano folds
Player chris440 folds
Player Slapitdown folds
Player VForVendetta42 folds
Player Cynglish2.0 folds
Player poppinsmoke folds
Player yme511 folds
Player tieroph calls (400)
*** FLOP ***: [Qd 2s 10c]
Player tieroph checks
Player tommylee2866 bets (740)
Player tieroph calls (740)
*** TURN ***: [Qd 2s 10c] [10h]
Player tieroph checks
Player tommylee2866 bets (1480)
Player tieroph calls (1480)
*** RIVER ***: [Qd 2s 10c 10h] [4d]
Player tieroph checks
Player tommylee2866 allin (4160)
Player tieroph allin (2496)
Uncalled bet (1664) returned to tommylee2866
------ Summary ------
Pot: 10912. Rake 0
Board: [Qd 2s 10c 10h 4d]
Player Cynglish2.0 does not show cards.Bets: 20. Collects: 0. Loses: 20.
Player poppinsmoke does not show cards.Bets: 20. Collects: 0. Loses: 20.
Player yme511 does not show cards.Bets: 120. Collects: 0. Loses: 120.
*Player tieroph shows: Two pairs. 10s and 2s [2d 3d]. Bets: 5336. Collects: 10912. Wins: 5576.
Player tommylee2866 shows: One pair of 10s [Jh Kh]. Bets: 5336. Collects: 0. Loses: 5336.
Player Molano does not show cards.Bets: 20. Collects: 0. Loses: 20.
Player chris440 does not show cards.Bets: 20. Collects: 0. Loses: 20.
Player Slapitdown does not show cards.Bets: 20. Collects: 0. Loses: 20.
Player VForVendetta42 does not show cards.Bets: 20. Collects: 0. Loses: 20.
Game ended at: 2013/10/17 23:43:41

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

Why did you show him your cards?

[WILD]

I'm not quite sure what he was thinking. There was so much that beat him. He probably just called preflop because he was in the big blind. On the flop, my guess is he floated you. On the turn and river, I don't know.

[lilg97]

no way in hell u make that call unless u seen my hand just saying mathematically impossible even vs pros

[Pray4Spades]

no way in hell u make that call unless u seen my hand just saying mathematically impossible even vs pros

Soul read.

[TheHaversham]

no way in hell u make that call unless u seen my hand just saying mathematically impossible even vs pros

Ego is such a killer. I know it's impossible to imagine that someone puts you on a hand and then your betting solidifies their read. Everything about every bet you make screams, "Just go away." But he doesn't. So you shove, lol. Can you not see the desperation in your play? I was actually surprised to see you not holding AK here, because that's the read I made when I read thru it. You're big-stacked, so possibly he's seen you play a few hands. It's likely his hand is live and you have the stack to double him on a whim. He hits a piece and your c-bet is scared. Could be a trap, but it's likely just another standard near-pot bet trying to bully with a stack. But the turn doesn't slow you down, nor speed you up. Did you ever bother to put him on a hand? If you had a big or small pair that missed the board, it's likely that turn slows you down. If you have a Queen, that turn likely slows you down. If you have something like AK or AJ, you're likely to fire another barrel hoping to win. And yet he lingers. So at that point it doesn't seem like you've put him on a hand at all, and clearly you haven't considered what hand he is putting you on. When you shove the river, it just feels desperate.

Of course, playing poker can be like how George Carlin describes driving: anyone going faster than you is a maniac, anyone going slower is an idiot. It never dawns on some poker players that they are telegraphing their hands, that a player may be able to make sick reads (and this one isn't even all that sick, tbh), or that they simply got outplayed. Man up. Learn from it rather than berate the "idiot," unless you enjoy explaining how an idiot owned you.

[MiamiMadePunk]

he's probably a cheater.

[italian314]

He is just a donkey who was willing to go bust on a BS hand if he loses in a $2 holdem tourney. I have been called by idiots in these low stake tourney like that before. I try not bluff as much anymore.

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

YES!!! I was kidding.

[MovingFlea]

that's not true. you both played terribly. Why did you keep bluffing at it? You could have given yourself a free card at the turn. This ain't the WSOP, moves like that don't work in online poker.

idk, maybe im wrong.