omfg i dont understand why merge repeatedly just rapes me

i swear its like people know they're going to hit runner runner every single fucking time so they dont bother to think about folding ever...fuccing piece of shit has queens, A3x 2 clubs falls on flop and he falls in love and 3bet jams on me i call with an ace...of course runner runner fucking flush for this fucking moron who doesnt think i have an ace...no matter whattttttttttttt the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i dooooooooooooooo i just cant stop losing everything on the river..i'll bust my fucking ass and grind for hours to build up little bullshit 2 or 3 dollars from the stupid freerolls into something decent then in one fucking hand that leaves me right back to the beginning of all the misery...i fucking hate merge

wowwwwwww then on a completely different fucking table, im heads up and i flop 2pair, bet out he calls...k on the turn he bets i shove he calls...OF COURSE he has a better 2pair with K7 lmao...omfg this site is just relentless, i'll win tiny meaningless pots here and there and fight to the death for a few dollars and have to pray to get lucky...but then no matter how well i run and how much i finally build up, one motherfucking idiot comes and just steals it all away from me with miracle cards and this shit happens time and time again its absurd...i've never had a respectable run where there was just good hands throughout the session, its ALWAYS suckouts and miracle river cards that dictate everything...i fucking hate it so fucking much

You should just quit playing.

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wowwwwwww then on a completely different fucking table, im heads up and i flop 2pair, bet out he calls...k on the turn he bets i shove he calls...OF COURSE he has a better 2pair with K7 lmao...omfg this site is just relentless, i'll win tiny meaningless pots here and there and fight to the death for a few dollars and have to pray to get lucky...but then no matter how well i run and how much i finally build up, one motherfucking idiot comes and just steals it all away from me with miracle cards and this shit happens time and time again its absurd...i've never had a respectable run where there was just good hands throughout the session, its ALWAYS suckouts and miracle river cards that dictate everything...i fucking hate it so fucking much

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you sound like your on mega tilt. I would take a few days off and start over.

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Originally Posted by Drywallman3

you sound like your on mega tilt. I would take a few days off and start over.

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lol if i was tilting these chips away i would agree with you...its literally nothing but horrible horrendous fucking pathetic luck...in every tournament i play now i keep my VPIP below 20% and still manage to run into motherfuckers who will do everything in their power to chase down every river card possible...its mindblowing how many miracle cards have raped me in the matter of just 2 days...build a bankroll from 0 to 35 after gridning and struggling for like 3 days, then its all gone in 20 minutes because one piece of shit just sits there catching every card he needs..i want to post screenshots of all the hands im talking about, wen i get over it somewhat im going to do that..but its insane how no matter what every time wen im dominating the person and they're calling pot bets all the way to the river with nothig, they catch every time...but then people bitch at me for shoving with 7BBs and being behind but catching and people dont see how thats completely different...idk man whatever i know nobody cares i just fucking had the worst possible run of cards today it was insane

talking about luck i think nothings worse than being the bubble boy in a 10k tourney 150 ppl were paid i came 151st it hurt so bad i was shattered if i wud hav come 150th i wud have won $ 25 i was v.low on stack only 3-4 ppl were left mayb if i sat out i wud hav won but what happened was it was my big blind and the guy nexto me raised i had 10 pair so i thought its a good hand to call on if low flop ill go allin but then came A K Q on the table i had no choice but to fold next hand i was allin i got something like 2 7 and he got something like 3 8 and i lost im gonna be way more careful during the carbon 10k vip tourney but just hope luck favours me as well

i got raped by merge a lot the past few days

Poker has hated me. Just folded straight flush...sigh.

Our power went out today when i was 2nd and super deep in tourney...sigh

the best way to start any morning right here guys, this merge shit is seriously just getting wayyyy out of hand, i dont understand what the fuck to do anymore

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Merge rapes us because off the people they have working for them that sit at the tables lol

people think im fucking joking or i dont know what im talking about when i say these motherfuckers catch EVERY SINGLE 2OUTER against me without fail...no matter what i have or how far ahead i am, i always get a giant cockslap to the face from merge reminding me what site im playing on and that im destined to never have a good hand hold up...its seriously getting to me

Merge rapes us because off the people they have working for them that sit at the tables lol

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Originally Posted by WhoreBot

The one legitimate complaint in this thread lmfao.

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lol so its illegitimate to think its insane to consistently get 2outed every hand i play? i keep my vpip below 18% and still the only time i lose is wen people hit a set to kill me..and as far as i know theres only 2 other cards in the deck wen u have a PP that can give u a set...and every time i have a flush someone else of course hits a boat to kill me...its pretty insane but hey i guess everyone on this site is so used to catching their outs wenever they need them they think its standard lol...idk man i really dont know what to do or say

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Originally Posted by Freerolls123

Merge rapes us because off the people they have working for them that sit at the tables lol

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Do you have evidence of merge doing this?

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Originally Posted by RaiseWinPotFold

Do you have evidence of merge doing this?

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His name is freerolls123, why are you asking him a serious questions? And seriously, none of them have evidence.

dont feel like your the only one who goes thru beats, ALOT of us do. Its always in a big hand that it happens i know i get it alot too. With the way people play now a days makes it harder also cause at the micro levels people are always pushing mediocre hand. I hate to get it all in unless i have the nuts but sometimes theres no avoiding it. You, like me tho, always remember the ones that put us out, i know i do for sure and i end up saying the same chit you are. Its unbelieveable at times, and i like to vent myself and sometimes take my venting too far. Just remember there is more luck online simply cause you cannot get reads and people will push with anything... Good luck in your future games!!

personally cake is the worst but it happens at all sites and i just pop a cold one and go onto the next game to await my reaming.lmao.

lmaooo...1 or 2 people from the final table and of course chip leader falls in love with pocket 6s...of course im the idiot with alzheimer's who forgets that i already know godamn well i can never hit an out for my life...and i still let myself believe that hey maybe this one time i can actually hit wen i have the whole deck as an out but silly me, merge yet again reminding me to stay in my fucking place and not expect anything better lol..i love mergeeeeeee

now thats funny lol.

It says u called his all in pre-flop???

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It says u called his all in pre-flop???

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yes, because thats what i did...the way the idiot was playing i knew at worst i was a flip...im talking about how once i saw that flop i actually was stupid enough to think that maybe this one time i could be the one who catches an out...but then i remembered the only time u hit outs is wen theres only 2 of them in the deck for u

LOL CHECK THIS SHIT OUT...how many outs did i have above? and what did i say about 2 outs? check this shit out, my vpip after 18 hands or so was ZERO% meaning I HADNT PLAYED A SINGLE HAND THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT UP TO THIS ONE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS lol
..why does nobody acknowledge this shit? its always im crazy or i did something..but time and time again i show the bullshit

so check out these 2 hands back to fucking back...tell me guys, how was i behind in this hand? was i behind preflop? or before the cards were even dealt?? or what did i do wrong since apparently all my posts just show how horribly i play and i have nothing to complain about

Who cares. We don't care.

thanks lol..fuck it tho im just gonna bite the bullet and get back to work tomorrow...lets see how tight i can be and hopefully it doesnt bite me in the ass

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thanks lol..fuck it tho im just gonna bite the bullet and get back to work tomorrow...lets see how tight i can be and hopefully it doesnt bite me in the ass

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The minute you start thinking it's work or even hard, you have lost. That's how they "get" you.

True poker is nothing compared to games like chess, AoE, or anything that requires you to breathe heavily. We make so much money from our casinos because we understand the simplicity of poker and create the atmosphere, that, will, be in tune to other peoples' point of view in regards to just racing cards and simply having a good time.

The point when you think poker is a competitive sport is when/where you start to impede towards yourself.

i think it is a competitive sport....

gl on the tables

merge rapes eevery1.....its the game of who game get anally rapped the lightest and not bleed as much and the more you will notice you will win! :) gl

i think he ies a veteran.. lol but i still think he is a donk

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i think it is a competitive sport....

gl on the tables

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Me 2 I was just joking. My heart races sometimes, but I fail to breathe heavily if that counts.

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Originally Posted by eqgh5uea

The minute you start thinking it's work or even hard, you have lost. That's how they "get" you.

True poker is nothing compared to games like chess, AoE, or anything that requires you to breathe heavily. We make so much money from our casinos because we understand the simplicity of poker and create the atmosphere, that, will, be in tune to other peoples' point of view in regards to just racing cards and simply having a good time.

The point when you think poker is a competitive sport is when/where you start to impede towards yourself.

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im not sure i understand what u mean...i dont consider it a sport, never said that, but i do consider it work...grinding for hours is definitely work, not so much just fuccing around and having fun lol...but if that's how u approach it then thats cool, im trying to do something bigger with this shit than just have fun with it..

not sure why people think online poker is rigged, all this stuff happens in live play, its just online there are much more hands per hour and per tournament than in live play.

Well I am sure carbon has people on the inside sit at poker tables and win and beat the other players. They can see your cards, I mean how would they not. They are here to make money, so i would love to know that this was not true, but highly doubt it.

lol i have the best luck ever...fucking just bubbled out of the PO freeroll...with like 8BB left i was sitting there browsing waiting for the next hand to start and my table to pop up...waiting waiting waiting and im like hm how come it never popped up...so i look and im fucking sitting out and i missed AK and i see AQ win the hand with ace high...fucking horrible worthless software fucking fucked me by not popping up my table wen it was my turn and i missed my AK where i would have doubled up and been more than comfortable until the final table...such a fucking joke i swear to god, i have the absolute most horrid luck possible i dont understand why fate tortures me like this...once i lost (missed) that hand i was destined to be bubble boy lol...its amazing

Merge is wacky. But thats ok. Regulated poker is on the way. We will have too no longer wonder, was that a rig or did I just get a really, really, really, really, BAD BEAT.

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lol i have the best luck ever...fucking just bubbled out of the PO freeroll...with like 8BB left i was sitting there browsing waiting for the next hand to start and my table to pop up...waiting waiting waiting and im like hm how come it never popped up...so i look and im fucking sitting out and i missed AK and i see AQ win the hand with ace high...fucking horrible worthless software fucking fucked me by not popping up my table wen it was my turn and i missed my AK where i would have doubled up and been more than comfortable until the final table...such a fucking joke i swear to god, i have the absolute most horrid luck possible i dont understand why fate tortures me like this...once i lost (missed) that hand i was destined to be bubble boy lol...its amazing

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So you weren't paying attention to the table... but it's the software's fault you weren't in the hand?

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Merge is wacky. But thats ok. Regulated poker is on the way. We will have too no longer wonder, was that a rig or did I just get a really, really, really, really, BAD BEAT.

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Merge is licensed and regulated.

Man, all you do is complain about the software or the site. It is not rigged, you are just bad!

holy shit do u illiterate fucks even read on this site? please quote a single time i say anything about it being rigged...please, im waiting...all i say time and time again is that i have the worst luck possible...the only time i type rigged is when i tell u morons that i DONT think its rigged lol..fucking idiots i swear to god...

and ssuglia i fucking always do other shit while playing, but since i cchecked the box that says 'bring active table front' or whatever, the software is supposed 2 pop up the table when it is my turn....the fact that it didnt happen on the ONE hand i would have doubled up to 2nd place out of the last 11 is just absurdly horrible luck...fucking idiots dont know how to read on this site i swear lol