omfg i dont understand why merge repeatedly just rapes me

and yet another oneeee haha...goddamnit i want to know where these developers learned math....the %s NEVER work out how the fucc their supposed to...the rare times they do hold up is when the pot is meaningless and nobody does anything crazy...but when one person is slow playing or trapping the other person? o man u better BELIEVEEEE the person behind is gonna hit his monster hand...i thought hands were stronger based on the likelihood they will come out? (ie stronger hands are less likely to hit and weaker hands are more likely to hit)but its like wow i've flopped straights and wen i slow play them some insane boat hits, i have flush draws and straight draws and when i miss i lose and even WHEN I HIT I GET SUCKED OUT ON lol...like full houses are the easiest shyt to hit in poker, i see them every time i have a straight or a flush..

i dont want to hear SHIT...how i just got knocked out of another tournament lol

This Makes me lol

yea all u can do is laugh otherwise ud just kill urself...its incredible how in the span of just 3 hours i've shown how i got knocked out of all my tournaments today, all after a decent run and in a respectable position...whatever tho nobody cares unless they're losing too...otherwise everyone just comes in and doesn't say shit that means anything...fair enough

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yea all u can do is laugh otherwise ud just kill urself...its incredible how in the span of just 3 hours i've shown how i got knocked out of all my tournaments today, all after a decent run and in a respectable position...whatever tho nobody cares unless they're losing too...otherwise everyone just comes in and doesn't say shit that means anything...fair enough

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I honestly know how you feel.. Having a rough week myself so far or month or year what ever u wanna call it. Funny how "variance" fucks ya more often then not. Id like to know how anyone else is making money online. odds say if i get it in good im gonna win more often then not but that sure aint how online works for me..

Like ya said tho what are ya gonna do, been biting my tongue alot lately

i think fuck all the math shit because wen u do have 100% hand nobody else ever has shit so u dont win anything...but then these ridiculous action hands come up and its like o of course that was gonna happen "its standard"...fuck that, from now on im not gonna care what anyone thinks just play any card i feel lucky about..if i can flop a boat with 63o then fuck it im gonna go for it...i've lost more and much bigger pots with "premium" hands than i've ever won with them, and the pots i win wen i get lucky are extroadinary...sticking to premium hands has only led me to get sucked out on in huge pots, and wen i fold a marginal hand (when im 'supposed" to fold it) always shows me that i missed the absolute nuts...idk what this is gonna lead to but hey it cant be much worse than this suicide run im going on these past 2 days...win $30 in a freeroll then kill myself trying to break even and then just going on a downward spiral on a million river suckouts...i need to gain some fucking traction already, i know for a fact once i get a decent BR i can crush the higher MTTs...just gotta get there tho

today i lose like you with AA vs 1010 in the river he set a 10 so sick men

I am so sick of Merge and other sites hiding behind "Variance" What a crock of chit!!! Don't you ever get the feeling like they have already decided who is going to win each tourney? I can give a list of names on Merge that just seems to hit there amazing 5 7 suited every time they play it. Then they play there QQ against an AA and they amazingly hit a set on the flop. Come one folks...Open your eyes. I think this will be last Bash Merge post I make until the truth comes out. I am not a pro, but I have found success on the amateur level for some time now. And you will always here things like, "It even happens in Live Games" This is true, but never do the same players always hit there amazing 2 outers in every freaking game they play like they do on Merge. INDUCTIVE REASONING:IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK, SWIMS LIKE A DUCK, AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK, THEN IT PROBABLY IS A DUCK."

i totally understand how u feel but we as player gotta keep on playing wat to do its who we are. we are all players i am double player as also i njoy lots play video games n get xbox360 achievements no time for rest only time for enjoy if not having fun play poker its best to take break and return when feel rdy to play again, best of luk for u.

yea idk..i dont deposit so that makes me happy at least, but its so frustrating wen u finally get a good run with ur freeroll winnings and then it all gets stripped away from u...literally like robbery...makes no sense...and just this morning i missed 4 open ended straight draws on the flop, but the same one person outflopped me wen i had him dominated twice and shoved with aj against my jacks on a 337 board just to river his ace lol...it was all expected, i love how typical this shyt is now

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and yet another oneeee haha...goddamnit i want to know where these developers learned math....the %s NEVER work out how the fucc their supposed to...the rare times they do hold up is when the pot is meaningless and nobody does anything crazy...but when one person is slow playing or trapping the other person? o man u better BELIEVEEEE the person behind is gonna hit his monster hand...i thought hands were stronger based on the likelihood they will come out? (ie stronger hands are less likely to hit and weaker hands are more likely to hit)but its like wow i've flopped straights and wen i slow play them some insane boat hits, i have flush draws and straight draws and when i miss i lose and even WHEN I HIT I GET SUCKED OUT ON lol...like full houses are the easiest shyt to hit in poker, i see them every time i have a straight or a flush..

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To be fair you put in 4600 chips into that pot and out of those 4600 you only put in 500 when u were ahead. Basically you put in 3900 chips out of the 4600 total when you were behind. Not really Merge screwing you over.

Does it seem to you that after your first good hand gets cracked that it just keeps sliding from there? If it does dude then maybe it might be that you are steemin of the previous loses and are just making bad over bets on the hands you have, trying to regain. Patience is hard to discover, but is a big factor of the game.
Good luck in the future

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To be fair you put in 4600 chips into that pot and out of those 4600 you only put in 500 when u were ahead. Basically you put in 3900 chips out of the 4600 total when you were behind. Not really Merge screwing you over.

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yea that was a tilt hand but i just wanted to show how funny it is that people hit their boats a will...i'll be likr 50% and never hit one out but then wen i have a straight with the flush draw the guy's pretty much always gonna hit his boat on the river there, its expected...and to the other guy yea i start tilting immediately after a sick suckout but im getting better at not letting it ruin my chances...i think some of these hands are just insanely sick, idk

merged is deff fkin rigged....lets be realll......they dont wanna earn more money? cmon lets be reall.....ftp and ps are proven points!!! ub with their bots.....umm the list goes on....if for 1 fkin minute u dont believe there are bots on these sites ur out of ur mind!!!!

Part of it could be merge I suppose to an extent as it has happened to me as well. That being said, the poker sites don't care or kno who is going to win that particular game or table etc. I have started looking at my game play and how I play that particular hand and how I could play it differently so that the outcome is better. Good luck to you. *hugs*

agreed, they wont fix tournaments, bad beats are just apart of the game.

lol your probably thinking of the cards the person needs to win thats what i felt like was happening to me so i stopped thinking about what cards the person needed to win and sometimes they didnt come

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lol your probably thinking of the cards the person needs to win thats what i felt like was happening to me so i stopped thinking about what cards the person needed to win and sometimes they didnt come

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lol that is actually exactly what i do...but then i also think about the ccards i need wen i need to catch them but it never works =( oh well

th 10s, flopped my set and checked...he jammed and obviously i calls, he hits his king on the river...i\'ve tried adjusting my play and its j

hey remember when you donked me in a po freeroll 3 handed you limped from sb for 600 more and i pushed AQ in the bb for like 13k you called me with k9 and sucked out so dont act like you play by the book. stop letting yourself get so tilted if you cant handle bad beats dont play period

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The beauty about going over HH is just that, if your getting beat time after with a set then really need to look at why. Most Poker software (many are free) will allow a search criteria and you can take a look to why. If you're doing everything correctly then at least you have determined that. I have found some leaks in my game this way. Even to point of letting someone I respect look at some and find out if I have missed value, should have folded or other aspects that I might have over looked.

We all have been in the same boat as you, you can't always win and when you doing things correctly and still losing that doesn't mean it is wrong. Unless you take the time to find out, you really never know.

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nope hes a pro he gets it in with a set or better every hand and loses every time!! BOOOO HOOOOOOO

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I heard somewhere that merge was rigged...

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uuuuuhh......just teasing the guys a little, dont..?!..........you!!......... Attachment 769

it happens alot but best of luck in your future games!!!!!!

i have a surprise... i dont know what is it

I get so much enjoyment from rigtard threads that it makes me go and play any two just to pay someone off for the entertainment provided. Unfortunately sometimes i then get lucky and crack someone's AA with my 27 o/s...which leads to another rigtard thread... and so the cycle continues...

best advice i can give is not to go all in before the river, people are more likely to fold with strong continuation bets rather than an all in also a set is still pretty low down the hand table evaluate what outs there are however unlikely and try to figure out what the person has vs what they are chasing

I was just in a 11$ deepstack tournament....I had JJ and the guy had A/Q o/s... board comes rainbow no paint no straights no flushes....I pop 600 on the flop...he calls...the turn comes another rainbow card he checks i pop 1855 and he pops me 2800. i shove all in and he SNAP calls with ace high for all his chips! and guess what!!! OFCOURSE HE HITS HIS ACE ON DA RIVER i'm so effing done with MERGE

always the river i have lucked out many times just waiting for the river

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OFCOURSE HE HITS HIS ACE ON DA RIVER i'm so effing done with MERGE

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Merge is not to blame. You were simply beaten be a donk who hit his 8-1 shot. Happens all the time. That's poker.

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I get so much enjoyment from rigtard threads that it makes me go and play any two just to pay someone off for the entertainment provided. Unfortunately sometimes i then get lucky and crack someone's AA with my 27 o/s...which leads to another rigtard thread... and so the cycle continues...

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i enjoy playing against peeps like you..

me too lots of people think this is bingo drives me crazy

You've got to love the bingo players. Sure, they'll sometimes crack your aces, but they are usually easy money.

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Merge is not to blame. You were simply beaten be a donk who hit his 8-1 shot. Happens all the time. That's poker.

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I think it is so funny when people blame the software for bad luck its poker people get over it...

lol just sat down at .05/.1 for the first time...raping the table built up to $13.50 from $3...finally get pocket 5s and one tag player 3bets and i know he has aces...i call...i flop my set but represent the flush draw thats out so i shove to his 3bet, he calls with aces...OF COURSE river ace saves him...the only player at the table who had as many chips as me river 2outed me lol,,,its cool tho im still at the table trying to build it back....05/.1 is soo much better than .02/.04 tho i realize that now

man that sucks aftr being like the chipleader on the table the last thing u wanted was to call a high bet against the guy who has a similar stack to u but sometimes it can double ur stack so u gotta take em chances

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man that sucks aftr being like the chipleader on the table the last thing u wanted was to call a high bet against the guy who has a similar stack to u but sometimes it can double ur stack so u gotta take em chances

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lol if i missed my set i would have just folded, no harm done...i was in a beautiful position to double up and he rivered me...typical fashion man i've gotten used 2 it playnig on merge...just need to focus on leaving while im ahead but i cant seem to do that...keep getting up then rocked back to my initial buyin...im working on it tho

holy shit what a miraculous surprise, i buy in first thing this morning and immediately get 2outed when the idiot chipleader at my table decides to fall in love with pocket 8s on an ace high board...i of course have my ace so call his shove...then lo and behold he turns his 2 outer 8 lol..god this site is such a haven for donks i dont understand wtf im supposed 2 do man..back to 0 now, wonderful

lmao i'll flop a flush draw every hand and never catch but when i hit my straight everyone hits their 4card flush on the river...god this site is going out of its way to just torture the fuck out of me, i cant stand this shit anymore

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG IM ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY...got knocked out of m=one tourny wen my straight got 4card flushed on the river, then just got knocked out of my other tournament wen A4s turned his ace to beat my pair of queens...and in my PO freeroll i got Q7s and played it and whiffed completely and lost, AT THE SAME TIME I GOT Q7s on this table and decided fucc it im not gonna play it, but then i see i would have flopped the nut flush and tripled up through the 2 donks shoving each hand...how amazing is that, same exact hand on both tables at the same exact time (literally, i got dealth both hands at the same time) and the one i play whiffs but the one i fold i would have hit the fucking nuts...this site is definitely trying to tell me something

no matter how hard i scrap and fight to get back from 0, i always manage to build up to 20-something and then just go on a horrible fucking suicide kamikaze run and get back to 0...so here i am again, back to 0...this is such a glorious thing i swear to god...i have the most incredible luck i love it