This is one I saw today... Hilarious! Okay, there's that player on Pokerstars that has a lady in a bikini for a pic. The lady is... "well-breasted"...

RoCap0ne: hey Kanuk, nice pic
... No answer ...
RoCap0ne: Wow, we live in the same area, maybe we could meet...
RoCap0ne: Where do you live in Kansas?
Kanuk705: First, I do not live in Kansas but in Kansas City, Missouri
Kanuk705: Second, I am a guy.
Kanuk705: Third, the lady on the pic is Jessica Simpson, if you do not know her, then no wonder why you try to hook up with people you meet on an internet poker table.... Loser
benmoffet: lol
Kanuk705: lol
RoCap0ne: fuc.k you