Fast Food Tilting

As my 0-15 cashing streak continues with no signs of abating, and I hate to say it, my poker game is regressing to the point where I think I might switch to the Go Fish home game my 5-yr old son hosts every Tuesday at 10:30 am sharp. I think it is 1 Oreo/ 2 Oreo limit Go Fish so I should be able to handle the cookie swings. But I can handle all that. What I cannot handle is real-world stupidity.

Like the time 2-days ago when I went to my local McDonalds for a little snack. I know. I know. That shit is crap.

They can call their sandwiches hamburgers. But hamburgers aren't grey in color. A piece of clay is. Hamburgers are a kaleidoscope of browns and reds. And personally, I really don't care what it is. To my sophisticated palate it tastes good.*

So I go there to order the Daily Double Sandwich. The one that has so much shit piled on it you have a better chance of seeing Bigfoot than getting a good look at the two quarter shaped patties drowning in a sea of lettuce, tomato and Mayo. The cost of this lovely creation $2.03.


I hand the fresh faced cashier, all of 15 or 16 (and judging by her abilities this might be the peak of her professional career), three singles. Sadly, I had no change on me. But that was about to change. We are all poker players. Math is pretty easy for our lot. She owed me .97 cents change. How would you solve this task?

A) Give me 3 quarters, 2 dimes, 2 pennies = 7 coins
B) Give me back my dollar and just spot me the fucking 3 cents
C) Give me 9 dimes and 7 pennies = 16 coins
D) Give me 19 nickels, 2 pennies = 21 coins


If your answer was D you are correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. 21 is nice in Black Jack. When making change for a dollar that means you are robbing a beggar holding an old hot chocolate cup on the corner of skid row and shitville. Not as a customer at one of the world's biggest, richest, and recognizable companies.

BTW---She gave me an attitude when I asked what the hell she was doing. At which point she said she was out of quarters.

Yeah???? SO... Get some more fucking quarters. Because your gonna need some more nickels as well since you made the executive decision to send me packing with more silver than a Mexican Jewelry store.

How can you make shit like that up? You can't. Stupidity always sells itself. Gotta go. About to hit 0-for-16.

More bitching to come?..And please feel free to share your stories of stupidity.

*For best results smoke 2 to 3 nice bong hits prior to arrival

what in the fuck is this post about??? lmao

lol what?

It is about nothing. Just a stupid everyday life experience that defies logic. She gave me 21 fucking coins to tally up 93 cents. That is a lot of coins on a road to nowhere. I like quarters. The work and smoke great.

She tilted me like AK vs. AK and losing runner runnner flush

And BTW NOW I AM REALLY TILTING. MARCUSKY IS SATAN. THAT LUCK SACK HIT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN AND MY RUN ENDED AT HIS HANDS ON TWO COOLERS. FROM 3RD TO 12TH IN TWO HANDS.


GO FUCKING FISH.

P.S.---I HATE FUCKING PRINGLES :mad:

That is some serious outside the box thinking! I am not sure whether to scratch my head or awe in amazement.

You folks just don't appreciate creative writing is all. I heart this post!!! lol

very interesting but im here to play poker not buy hambergers lol

Very funny story.

funny story but alot of times there is a penny cup on counter to use did you look for that

im totally lost and my brain has been scrambled after reading this..

2 words... Bumblebee sit anf go. .11 cents...get yo variance out.

LOL nice post can tell you've deffinatly put some thought into it .

lol funny shit.....coolio! :) im so boreddd

Hey don't put down the workers at fast food places. For as all of us can see that is about to change to a better educated and select group to run those registers and front counters. For with the job market dwindling at an alarming rate, along with the flood of graduates entering the work force, and tie all that together with the lack of educator's (that's the one's that actually teach our children something) as well as whatever subjects and/or books that are left that haven't been placed on the banned list in our schools,libraries, or news stands. We have to come out on top. Don't we? I mean, don't we!
After thinking about it, we're screwed.

Best part of the story was the two bong hits which, sadly i have not part taken. Anyways, think my day *yesterday was full of shit so much. A battle between me and my best friend now I am not sure what to do.
I was ready to move out and live on the streets until further accomadations were set. Today, now... I am very unclear what to do and everything I spoke of here seems to be a fn lie now. Since I am still at the same residence.
So my friend, the poor cashier making 6 dollars an hour, forgive her. It is the manager you need speak with.
If you need, fck the ho until ur change come out her mouth.
Then shove it back in.
Until then, be happy u had the two fn dollars to eat as most people around here do not.
Yes you work hard for your money. Be tight, agrressive if need be. But can we at least get a description of this hot teen ass.

All im saying is i had a terrible time yesterday. all happened when i was trying at the cash tables. u should have been playing then because i must have lost a few dollars w/o realizing bc of all the sht going on in my life i did not ask for.

So, I figured my last game was the one this morning, however i am still here.

I do not know for how much longer.
Peace

LoL... yeah this is a funny story !!! :)

He just tilting his story, nothing much to brag about lol

lol i liked it...fake ass fast food is the worst...i never understood how we can all have like a full meal for less than $5 at mcd's but there's still people starving in the world...makes no sense

Here is the thing folks. I need 5 points to bet on myself to win the 6:30 pm. My first tourney all week. Later.

You know what another 5 pts would be even tastier.

Just use the take a penny tray.

I need 5 points
fdfdffddff

What is this thread????

i need my nutella on toast its breakfast time also some hot milk wid it wud b nice. yum yum

I think this story was fucking hilarious!

Wait until you guys get to hear my take on Chicago Taxi Drivers....And why strippers are never named Roberta....And what exactly is going on in the head of someone who has been blind from birth when it comes to painting a mental picture...Yeah!!! BTW I got a 3rd place today ending my 25 tournament cashless streak.

Looney Bin Laden is on the board....

And one last thing... There is no penny tray at this McDonald's or I would have utilized it and never had this wonderful story to tell. However, my McDonalds has no shortage of dirty trays consistently littering the dining area. If I can walk in and out of that place without having my shoe stick to the floor it is a rare event.

Please tell me another funny story like this Neil, I could use a laugh!

topics are always so in pokerowend page?

Thanks for the serious chuckle. That is one of the funniest rants I have read in awhile.

I can't lie. I am guilty of the occasional MCD's cheeseburger. GIve me the grey....LOL

I was thinking about eating Sushi today, the restuarang I was eating Sushi have really improve since last time.

sorry, way to much in this to read the whole thing, good luck

Just be glad you didn't give her a 5, they were probably out of singles too!

Try listening to relaxing music while u play, it gets the element of self doubt out of your mind.

just keep plaing +EV poker. youll get there eventually

Lmao... hilarious but thats poker dude :D

lmao ahhahahahhaaaaaaa

funny story lol what a sick losing AK vs AK runing flush sorry :S